hang on, wait a second
did they think this would help
Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools
The cat’s face
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"
i love the teenage mutant ninja turtles!! leonardo, raphael, donatella and versace!!!
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."