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javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

cumsock:

did they think this would help

cumsock:

did they think this would help

carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

image

The cat’s face

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

baracknobama:

"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"

peachified:

i love the teenage mutant ninja turtles!! leonardo, raphael, donatella and versace!!!

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."